Calculitic

Of or relating to the field of calculus.

Finding the area under a curve is so calculitic!

by integralof531 January 16, 2025

Callum lang

Best footballer in the world, Plays for Portsmouth fc

It’s four for Callum lang!

by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025

Calcucist

Being racist towards calculators(Judging a calculator’s ability based on the color)

pronounced: Calc-U-cist

“All these people are calcucist“

“I can’t believe you’re calcucist“

by Sam_Reezy February 8, 2026

calculussy

when you have sex in math class

I hope my calculus teacher doesn't catch me eating some calculussy in the back of the class while we learn about derivatives

by 123qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 7, 2025

Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”

“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”

by Cally420 March 27, 2025

Calculated L

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.

You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.

by IEMV May 14, 2025

Callum Gillespie

Callum Gillespie loves vodka anything and will drink anyone under the table. He is well known for his tough stuff on and his ability to never know when to shut up. Also has just finished the leaving cert which is a proper two fingers to all the teachers

Callum Gillespie loves using johnnies

Callum Gillespie was spotted in mccaffs
Callum Gillespie does not give a flying f

by Camping Heineken June 13, 2025