Bumps in the Alley

Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Herpes, or Syphilis

My boyfriend cheated on me and now I have bumps in the alley.

by Stemshul November 26, 2006

Deuce Bumps

The goose bumps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps.

by Joe Crowe May 14, 2008

i support law enforcement bumper stickers

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims

dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time

by littlejimmie March 6, 2019

bumpstick

A camshaft; the part of a typical engine that is timed with the crankshaft to actuate the valves.

Karl has a serious bumpstick in that thing, listen to the lope!

by ghost August 1, 2003

Bumpy's Bounty

A large blob of the good stuff. A post-coital ejaculation on a willing recipients forehead or face.

Phwoar ! Look at her/him,the only thing missing on that near perfect face is a blob of Bumpy's Bounty.

I met a lovely caring man last night,after we had sex,he wanked off over my forehead and gifted me Bumpy's Bounty.

by Bill Tuppence. December 8, 2010

Gum Bumpin

To speak of something you know nothing about. To spread rumors, gossip, or speculate without all of the facts. See also (Trash Talking) (gossiping). (hating)

I wasn't even there, see Joe's gum bumpin again!

by JVRAS August 6, 2011

Bumpin Willies

The act of two males bumping, slapping, and/or touching their schlongs against one another.

I heard Arnold and Jack were bumpin willies in the men's bathroom.

by Da Greenbush April 18, 2008