by Rob Mckittrick October 26, 2007
by Really Boi February 11, 2018
An 8-9-10 battle, also referred to as an HP battle, is a form of competitive gooning/wank-battling typically played on Discord direct messages.
When two people have an HP battle, they must first agree on how much HP each player begins with, commonly a multiple of 50. Players will take turns sending eachother NSFW pictures, and the person who recieves the picture must rate it 1 to 10. When rating an image, the number it is rated is subtracted from the player's HP. The loser is the player who reaches 0 first. The punishment for losing is to be agreed upon at the beginning of the match.
If the player rates the image an 8, the player who sent the image may ask a question to them that they must answer.
If the image is rated a 9, the person who sent the image takes an extra turn. The image sent during the extra turn will be ranked normally, but the 8-9-10 effect will not be added.
If the image is rated a 10, both the 8 and 9 effects will be done.
The rules may be edited by the players as much as they want, but when the battle starts, they must stay to the rules they decided and agreed with.
When two people have an HP battle, they must first agree on how much HP each player begins with, commonly a multiple of 50. Players will take turns sending eachother NSFW pictures, and the person who recieves the picture must rate it 1 to 10. When rating an image, the number it is rated is subtracted from the player's HP. The loser is the player who reaches 0 first. The punishment for losing is to be agreed upon at the beginning of the match.
If the player rates the image an 8, the player who sent the image may ask a question to them that they must answer.
If the image is rated a 9, the person who sent the image takes an extra turn. The image sent during the extra turn will be ranked normally, but the 8-9-10 effect will not be added.
If the image is rated a 10, both the 8 and 9 effects will be done.
The rules may be edited by the players as much as they want, but when the battle starts, they must stay to the rules they decided and agreed with.
"Yo bro wanna have a goon battle?"
"8-9-10 battle?"
"sure! 100 HP and you can't send furry rule 34!"
"nuh uh lets do 150 hp"
"fine"
"8-9-10 battle?"
"sure! 100 HP and you can't send furry rule 34!"
"nuh uh lets do 150 hp"
"fine"
by zyxwv666 June 13, 2025
I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.
She is an old battle cat
by PsychoTurtle303 May 13, 2023
A segment of a Nerf War in which 2 people are shooting at each other. Lasts until one player retreats.
by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE January 11, 2018
I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama
by Uncle Roger Roger Roger September 10, 2021
by TwoKarma July 21, 2024