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An acronym for the victorian certificate of attempted learning.

This can also be used as a derogatory term in replacement of any indecent language.
Vcal! Why is this wrong?

I need to take a vcal.

Why the vcal are you doing that Beth?

Beth, you are pure vcal.
Related Words

Vcal king 

The guy who runs the school and is a fucking legend. Also is the ruler of vcal
Tom Reekie is the VCAL king. He is an absolute legend
Vcal king by Astro woman March 14, 2021
A cool tiktoker that makes roblox videos. He’s got over 100K!!!
vcalbxn is awesome
vcalbxn by calbxn January 28, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026