There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.

In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.

by Ultimate Detective November 27, 2015

break every bone in your body

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone and then, while sitting back with a nice bottle of wine, proceed to sadistically snap all 106 bones in their body, about one every 20 minutes or so, thereby inflicting nearly insufferable agony and forcing the person take their meals through a tube for the rest of their miserable, now useless life.

Ricky: Lucy, what’d you do, making out with Ethel?
Lucy: Oh Ricky, it was the only way Ethel could get her allowance from Fred!
Ricky: Ay caramba! I’m gonna break every bone in your body!
Lucy: Waugh!

by IGKYA53 July 2, 2020

angel in a man’s body

A compliment you might pay to a partner or a colleague who rescues you from the consequences of something you were not able to do on your own, especially when you were in serious need of their assistance.

I have been recuperating from surgery now for three weeks and my husband has most definitely been like an angel in a man’s body!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

by Senapi April 21, 2021

Body-lapse

A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.

"My friend made an awesome body-lapse video of her pregnancy - hers belly is every day bigger and bigger."

by Mörököllit January 27, 2015

Bloody Mary

1. A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices.

2. When a male and female have sexual intercourse whilst the female is on her period

1. Woman: Oh my god, I'd kill for a Bloody Mary right now

2. Me and John had a bloody mary last night in bed. It was awful

by Diamond Girl April 19, 2006

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007