biscuit face

A person whose face you just want to pound like a blob of gooey biscuit mix.
She called me a bitch, and I wanted to punch her just like the rest of her biscuit face friends.

Shut up before you become a biscuit face.
by bebivens March 10, 2008
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Soggy Biscuit

spray your man juice on a biscuit and if you spray it last you gotta eat it.
AHAHAH, you gotta eat dat soggy biscuit
by AlexCr December 18, 2008
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Whisker Biscuit

That my freind is the hairiest whisker biscuit I've ever seen.
by phev January 20, 2007
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Biscuit Head

Someone who has a massive round head, a bit like a digestive or rich tea.
biscuit head, he's got a biscuit head, biscuit head, a double decker biscuit head!
by D4n1 July 02, 2015
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crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.
lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!
by leetard. July 30, 2009
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orlando biscuit

It is when a girl from Orlando makes a biscuit and calls it an orlando biscuit.
Sally just make an orlando biscuit and she's from orlando.
by CARMAMA January 16, 2016
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bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.
Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.
by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012
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