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ambersawred

A female in the military who provides sexual release for soldiers during deployments. She will usually be very up beat and friendly. she will love to do "guy" type activities so that know ones wives or girlfriends will suspect anything is happening.
robbi: this deployment coming up is going to really suck! im going to miss my new wife.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.
by amber hackbrook September 20, 2009
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Amberheardphobia

when you have a phobia of a slag called amber heard who you wanna punch in the face anytime you see her
‘have you seen the johnny depp and amber heard court case?’ ‘yes, i have crippling amberheardphobia’
by ihavecoochiecrabs May 9, 2022
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Aberkânerie

Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.

From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)
A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.

B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.

A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.
by Picolanaguere March 29, 2022
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amberfritts

1) a generous shit dollop left in ones underwear

2) interchangeable with man hooker

3) a collection of week old farts trapped in a mason jar

4) the act of having a nutsack placed on your chin in public places and/ or eating establishments
1) Motha Fuck! I used wet wipes but still managed to coat my Fruit o'the Looms with an amberfritts!

2) So, I'm riding on campus the other day and a saw an amberfritts on the corner of Warwick & University Place...trifling trick!

3) Went to tha partay, danced, drank, let out a big ol' jar o' amberfritts Ya'll......Holla!

4) Janice did not enjoy it to much when I administered the amberfritts to her in Chick Fil A last Wednesday.
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AmberHub

Hey did you go onto AmberHub yesterday?
by Nalopia August 24, 2021
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Kaeya Alberich

Our favorite cryo bridge-maker🤩🤩

"Kaeya Alberich is a playable character in Genshin Impact. He is received for free in the Prologue Act I: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind during and after the quest Crash Course.
Kaeya is a Cavalry Captain in the Knights of Favonius. He is held in high regard by the people of Mondstadt—even with all his eccentricities and secrets."
Simp A: Woah look at those Kaeya Alberich tidd- I MEAN HAHA NICE SHIRT 😄

Simp B: Yes...nice shirt indeed 👁👁
by SHSL_Weeb1 December 9, 2020
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Amberturd

Amberturd: Johnny Depp should be fired

Wb:Alright

Wb:fires Depp

Internet: So you have chosen death
by Justice forJohnny Depp january November 9, 2020
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