Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

To pull a Simskai

To let the fame rise to your head resulting in you becoming an arrogant prick who thinks he can become a Soundcloud Rapper, in the process losing all your friends and having to get on your knees begging them to add you back up on Facebook.

"Trump really pulled a Simskai there."
"Yeah, he fired all his staff and thinks he can become the next Post Malone."
To pull a Simskai or not to pull a Simskai

by Is k m8 November 28, 2017

Pull A Simon

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.

Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.

by OGanalog March 31, 2018

The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.

Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.

by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019

mia nixie thalia simpson

she is the biggest booch ever who just broke up with her boyfriend because he was so ugly but I love her so much because we both make fun of saggy eggs together and that is a lot of fun so love ya booch

mia nixie thalia simpson is such a booch

by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019

The Mary Simpkins

A church going person who lies and spreads rumors. Elderly washed up has been or ratchet.
A jump off, bigot, or person who enjoys drama

Oh bitch, you just pulled The Mary Simpkins on her ass!

by South of 0 July 11, 2019

National Preston Simons Day

Everyday is national preston simons day.

I love National Preston simons day.

by Ramone324 July 25, 2019