Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them

man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!

by OZNEROL July 25, 2011

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Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?

I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.

by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018

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Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.

"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."

by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020

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Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

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spicy panda

A real jerk. Someone who gaslights and steals ideas from others. They love kissing ass. But this person will always burn you.

“She’s a real spicy panda”

“Don’t trust them, they’re a spicy panda”

by Sloth life January 19, 2023

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Hung Fu Panda

How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.

Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!

by owhims January 6, 2025

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