Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal April 21, 2018

Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)

Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.

by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017

Pulled a Santa

When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)

Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"

by sonyamasi September 7, 2016

santa laws

a judge santa

santa laws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Santa

A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister

Mom whats santa

Santa is a very creepy man

by Secret puma December 2, 2023

Santas

Scottish rhyming slang for testicles - Santa Claus/Baws (balls).

Argh, ye've only wellied the ball right into ma Santas ya bas.

by Shawyer August 30, 2007

Sucky Piece of Santa

An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.

Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021