Definitions by sonyamasi

Skrt skrt 

Technical term: the sound a car makes when its tires screech

Slang term: what you say when an awkward situation arises

Penelope: "So I asked her out and she turned me down :("
Bob: "Skrt skrt"

Skrt skrt by sonyamasi May 15, 2018

Pulled a Santa 

When you send your Santa down her chimney (ie, stick your dick in her vagina)

Joe: "Hey, man, I pulled a Santa on Sally!"
Bob: "Sweet, dude! I've been waiting for that all year!"

Pulled a Santa by sonyamasi September 7, 2016

Netflix and Chill

A code word that everyone knows means, "Let's have sex." or "Let's fuck."

Mike: "Hey, Anna, Netflix and chill?"
Anna: "Depends... Do you have condoms?"
Mike: "What?"
Anna: "You are such a fucking idiot Mike. 'Netflix and chill' means 'Let's have sex'.

Mike: "Oh. In that case, I most definetely don't want to Neflix and chill."

Netflix and Chill by sonyamasi March 15, 2016