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Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.
James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night
by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022
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local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump
See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude
by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022
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Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
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Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
Close your computer you Shit Pump
by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022
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forehead pump

When too much blood and energy rushes to your brain when you're working out.
Whenever Vivian hits leg day hard on decline leg press, she gets forehead pumps.

Legends say even her sister has forehead pump.
by roomies123456 November 12, 2022
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Evil Pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.
Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)
by jameyboah November 12, 2022
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carve a pumpkin

I went over to his/her apartment last night to carve a pumpkin.
by sillyrabbit123456 October 20, 2010
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