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Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.
I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!
by Godofreeee December 10, 2021
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baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman
Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis
by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005
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Penisata

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties
“Hey Cheryl – look she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock
by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011
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Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.
by Luciloot January 27, 2018
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Small Penis Syndrome

Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.
Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.
by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010
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Penis pebbles

When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.
Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!
by Krisuel-Blair May 28, 2008
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Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.
She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.
by AnselMO January 25, 2014
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