Mitch

From a Law and Order SVU , it means " my bitch" for lesbians

"Hey look theres my mitch"

by emily55softball March 13, 2010

Mitchell

Mitchell is a good guy, kind and generous. Often wears shorts, even in winter. Mitchell is also a unit when measuring the combined pressure and gas volume of a fart.

* giant fart *

Guy 1 “damn, was that a fart”

Guy 2 “sure was, 28 Mitchell’s as well”

Guy 1 “nice”

by Hellrow November 21, 2019

mitch

this is a name to refer to a short ass man because he's a little pathetic as bitch who rape little children non stop all his life because he not tall enough to date a grown woman. and when the children grow up they leave him too. even if he was tall he still ugly as hell and just using that as a excuse , and his small dick can't even satisfy a little baby anyway or an asian baby girl. i just had to put this because so many people wondering what a mitch is and its causing the world war 3 so im posting to stop the war and save the world

i peg that for a mitch when i was a little kid and more man than him and now he just want to kiss the ground i walk on.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 27, 2022

michee

Shortened name for a microphone

I'm going to pick up my michee and sing

by t2d2 January 6, 2008

Mitch

A word used in public to call chicks you can't stand or complete idiots. When a friend is acting like a real Bitch. A group of biches is called Mitches.

Sarah: Carmen, isn't that teacher sexy?
Carmen: Sarah... u Mitch!!!

by Lashy October 30, 2007

Mitch

(Verb) Other forms: Mitched, Mitching. Originally coined for the action of instantaneously destroying a multimillion dollar system then immediately leaving ground zero. Now commonly used to describe general screw ups or mistakes.

Synonyms: fucked up, JJ smash, destroyed, obliterated, holy fuck what did you do?!?!

'Wow, JJ really mitched this project up'

by Bradtacular May 11, 2013

mitch

Doing a 'mitch' is the act of sniping on someones love interest.

Person 1: I really like this guy.
Person 2: Aw that is cool.
...
Shortly followed by person 2 making a move on the guy...thus doing a mitch.

by Mitchieboo101 September 15, 2013