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Mental illnessphobic

Person 1: I'm mental illnessphobic
Person 2: Same, for some reason straight guys keep trying to hook up w me.
by a guy named Hashbrown July 12, 2022
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Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.
Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Mental gymnastics because you'll still die
by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020
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Mental Limp

Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.
I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.
by vallada August 16, 2010
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Mental Enema

Treatment required when one's head is so full of appropriate expletive deleted like negative attitudes, superstition, hatred, intolerance, urban legends, vaguely reasoned or unsubstantiatable opinions, neuroses, paranoias, addictions, etc., that normal functioning in society is impossible. Only a thorough clean out can help the situation.
1. Lindsay Lohan was SOO TOGETHER back in the days of 'Parent Trap' and 'Freaky Friday.' Now, she's in need of a series of firehose mental enemas--how'd somebody so rich, talented, and gorgeous get so effed up in the first place?

2. A: I don't want to talk to that guy because he is so caught up in his own self-importance and petty problems. Conversation with him is always a negative, self-absorbed monolog by the Drama King.
B: Yea, he needs a mental enema before he can be a good friend to anyone.
by Biker_DonHo January 23, 2011
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Mentally Erect

When someone uses their brain to the full, this can be both bad or good.
This can be interpretted in many ways it basically just means using your brain to your full potential.
Person 1: Hello you crazy axe wielding chimpanzee,
Person 2: God aren't you mentally erect.

Person 1: Im so pissed of your a right fucking idiot why do you always do this to me?
Person 2: Calm the fuck down mentally erect child.
by Cosa nostra is my thing! July 5, 2011
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mentalism

Ability to read someone's mind
-How'd you guess that ?
- I don't know.. Mentalism ?
by LoucetiosRex May 18, 2016
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Ment

A made up word used by goalies with a spit fettish when they mispeak it mean something else.
I ment to say spot not spit kyle
by IxTheSnoMan May 18, 2018
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