smoke meat

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

by ElvisWong January 14, 2009

dude meat

slang term for penis, wang, tally wacker, cock, dick, dong, etc.

hey if your hungry you can always shlob my dude meat

by Ponnett April 06, 2005

white meat

Chicken, pork(the other white meat), or baby(the other other white meat), also known in rap music as bustin someones head

"Baby, the other other white meat!"
Fat Bastard - Austin Powers

by DT44 May 01, 2005

Zeus Meat

A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.

I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.

by SectionAte March 11, 2009

Meat Hoof

Commonly known as "Camel Toe"....when a woman wears jeans that are way too tight, and you can cleary see her "lips", and the seam is right up the middle.

Dude, look at that bitch's meat hoof, hanging out in public 'n all. That ain't right!

by rog December 14, 2002

meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

by guy12341234 December 28, 2010

whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.

"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.

by scodder July 06, 2010