Will be seen eating out of a flask. Has many nicknames (matt flaskins, backflip haskins, chad, eugene, maaaatt haaaaskins, solid gold ect. Very good at parkour
by scorchedbeach June 12, 2016
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by Matt Kirkwood February 15, 2018
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by C4rrotm0nster_ December 17, 2012
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by Randy DiSmellio January 16, 2020
Get the Matt Serranomug. matt delantonio is the biggest simp this side of the mississippi. he is what you would call a borderline retard, and has the IQ of an unbaked muffin. Matt Delantonio is dating a fellow unbaked muffin named Sofia, who is the dominant one in the relationship and single handedly destroyed his friend group. All of Matt Delantonios friends now despise him.
by 420weed69 January 12, 2020
Get the Matt Delantoniomug. High school drop-out moron who THINKS he knows more than he actually does. Supports Joe Biden, so anything that comes out of his dumb head should be taken with a grain of salt!
by coinpurse July 15, 2020
Get the Mattmug.