John James Parton

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

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John laurens

The gay child that DIDNT DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!??

To Lieutenant Colonel John Laurens1
Middlebrook, New Jersey, April, 17792
Cold in my professions, warm in ⟨my⟩3 friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it m⟨ight⟩4 be in my power, by action rather than words, ⟨to⟩ convince you that I love you.

by Hamitrash October 6, 2018

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johnathan davis

n. A pretty cool dude. He kinda sold out and started getting repetitious, but was good in his prime. May come back. I dunno, I don't really care anymore. JD had an fresh style, with the Puma, Adidas, and Pony gear, and even fresher music. Maybe he can save himself from getting too stale.

John Davis was one ill white boy in the day, I think he could come back if he makes some new, fresh jams and quits selling his Scottish ass out. I believe in you JD, I don't give a shit if a bunch a whities think you suck ass, my boys got ur back

by Jam Master J April 16, 2006

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John Petrucci

One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.

John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.

by Jared Dowty September 24, 2005

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Sargent Johnson

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.

Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

by Michael L. Mott April 26, 2006

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