jerkbutt

Someone who is both a jerk and a butt/butthead.

I can’t believe my sister said that to me…what a jerkbutt!
Hey! Stop being such a jerkbutt!
Oh yeah?! Well…you’re a jerkbutt!

by Christina H. January 12, 2009

jersey plates

A popular tri-state term for "tramp stamps".

Check out the jersey plates on that one!

by JustAnotherGuyHeyYo May 11, 2009

jersei

A gorgeous person who is flawless. Fine as a bitch and acts like a smart ass.

Omg she is such a jersei.

by Someone123627 September 4, 2016

jerk jelly

Lube for jacking off
i.e. Hand lotion, Vaseline, etc.

Brady was home alone so he lathered up with jerk jelly.

by Thor's hamm3r June 24, 2016

Jeremiah Massey

A band teacher who is really laid back and chill. Every day his attitude will be slightly different (sometimes very different)! Gets annoyed at off-topic questions but quickly gets over these small things.

“Hey, is that Jeremiah Massey in front of the band room?”

“Yeah, why?”

“He’s the best teacher and he’s really chill. You should join band.”

by FloofyPotato May 25, 2018

Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

by Rufioau January 18, 2009

Vomit jerker

This is a person who is so vile that whenever you see them vomit literally enters your mouth, this can also be shortened to vj. Vj's are usually greasy mongs but we need a variety of different words for these things!

"Ew Mary, look at that greasy mong over there!" "you are right babe he is a potential vj!" *vj knows that he can do nothing now that he has been diagnosed as a vomit jerker and runs home and is never to be seen again and is shunned by all including his parents*

by Absolutemozza April 26, 2011