Jack Wood Day

4th February

A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona

It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day

derek: Here man am fuckin clammin for a pissa me liek

mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like

by adonnywithamassishlong August 31, 2022

Jack Carr

he did it

"Jack Carrdid-it!"

by EYfifuodycdth March 19, 2023

Jack Chain

The most talented and awesome electrician on the job site

WOW, did you see the pipe run and wiring that was done by jack chain?

by JACK CHAIN July 25, 2023

Jack Bain

A devious figure that lurks around Scotland who loves kids.

jack Bain is an imposter

by Joh November 1, 2023

Jickety Jack

When someone is beyond a jack ass. When they repeatedly do things to jack you up. When they are idiotic beyond repair. Must be said with GUSTO!

"Did you see that guy almost hit me with his car? What a jickety jack!"

"Can you believe that jickety jack is standing outside my window talking on his phone all night?"

by Evil Slater June 27, 2014

know jack

Australian slang - means to understand, to know.

he doesn't know jack about rugby - he knows nothing about rugby

by An.kim September 25, 2014

flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014