Hog cranker

The person who catches the most hog fish

That boy Andrew a hog cranker

by Hogcranker33 December 15, 2025

Hog

When somethings big, but in a good way.

Hey Paul, look at her huge tits! Jesus Christ, they're HOG!

by Not a Dickbeard March 26, 2025

Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.

Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.

by Avery the Great July 13, 2011

chest hogs

An ample and supple pair of bosom on a woman. These babies are typically blue ribbon prize winning oinkers.

" Hey Pat, Check out the prize winning chest hogs on green shirt over there at the bar!"

by chesthogman March 21, 2024

alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.

by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021

living high on the hog

have a luxurious lifestyle.

They've been living high on the hog ever since they won the lottery.

by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025

Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016