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Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it
Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.
by d1boogering May 6, 2025
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Rage Goon

When someone is gooning in an angry manor.
by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025
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Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.
Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
by Hiiko November 2, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.
"Maaaaan... I can't wait to learn flicker gooning.. it'd be a nice way to pass the class time.."
by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024
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goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially destructive acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon
by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023
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gooning

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.
I was gooning for 7 hours last night
by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023
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Goon

A person including liam and Andrew they are fake gangsters and are oftentimes accused of gooning they deny it every single time but no one knows.
Andrew and liam are GOONS…..
by I’m a gangsta goon yaaa September 21, 2025
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