Cool ye funnel big man

A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)

Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...

by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020

at a funeral?

Dumb way to say "For Real?" or "On God" first heard in Los Angeles.

Later on heard in a popular game called "GTA San Andreas", Carl Johnson (CJ) used the sentence "at a funeral?" in one of the cutscenes.

A: "We goin to kill that ni**a up!"
B: "at a funeral?"

by keezishere September 7, 2020

I thought of something funnier then 24

25:)))))))))))))

Spongebob:Hey Patrick i thought of something funnier then 24
Patrick:Lemme hear it
Spongebob:25
Both laugh

by Shia LaBeaof March 18, 2021

Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.

Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.

by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021

Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.

House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)

by CP Dogg June 8, 2021

Santa’s Funeral

When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.

At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.

by Fasters December 22, 2021