fucked up

When you drive 8 hours to see your girlfriend and she doesnt wanna drive 2 hours to pick you up

so lauren, you would rather have me not come see you than you drive to pick me up?
"ya thats right"
wow thats fucked up

by wet metal April 1, 2008

fucked a dog

Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly

"You lost the Johnson account?? You fucked a dog this time!!"

by rararajaj October 23, 2003

Baboon Fucker

The First Lady, Laura Bush.

Potential porn queens, Barbara and Jenna are evidence enough that Laura did indeed fuck a Baboon.

by yo_daddy March 29, 2005

Fucken Fucked

When something is truly and really fucked. Worse than fucked.

Commonly referred to as the "Double Fuck"

Mother fucking fuck, that shit is fucken fucked.

John : Yey I left my winning lotto ticket on the bench.
Rob : Dude I just cleaned the bench into teh fire.
John : Man you are so fucken fucked now!!

by AaronTodd July 25, 2006

king fucker chicken

A popular, rebellious Japanese heavy metal band who for some reason decided to name their band in English.
aka KFC.

"Are you going to the KFC concert?" or "I got the latest King Fucker Chicken CD."

by [ - stacys mom - ] November 3, 2003

jet fucked

beyond jet lagged

hey how jet lagged are you man?

dude i'm not jet lagged i'm jet FUCKED

by evo interpol October 14, 2008

step-fucker

somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called "Step-Douche", "Step-Ass" and so on.

Alyssa: Why are you so sad?
Jess: My step-fucker just found me smoking grass.

by PhobiaOfEvertything December 28, 2015