Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets

God's best creation. Small dried fruit cubes in the form of juicy goodness.

Erin: "What are those?"
Ruta: "Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets. They're God's greatest creation."

Florida's Natural Fruit Nuggets by aceraceracer April 25, 2009

forbidden fruit

something that is attractive because it is denied to one (From the Garden of Eden in the bible.)

That website is my forbidden fruit.

forbidden fruit by Light Joker June 5, 2005

kiwi fruit 

A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.

Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!

kiwi fruit by plastix fantastix May 19, 2005

Phallic Fruit Fetish 

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

Phallic Fruit Fetish by Daniel S. Gonzales September 18, 2006

Russian Fruit Basket 

A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.

Dude! you're sportin a Russian Fruit Basket!
Gross, look at that RFB (Russian Fruit Basket)

Russian Fruit Basket by Grammy G September 27, 2010

low hanging fruit

A term used to describe an easy sexual conquest, requiring little effort or commitment.

Joanna had a long list of suitors, most of them low hanging fruits.

low hanging fruit by azib958 August 1, 2007

tootsie roll fruit cup 

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.

Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"

tootsie roll fruit cup by andrewn September 17, 2013