franked

When your pet licks you or your partner (or tries to get on the bed) while you're having sex

We were having sex on the couch and Max started licking my foot. We totally got franked.

by Deanisthewhat November 1, 2017

franking

defining a word by using it instead of defining it properly

franking, noun: the action of franking a letter or parcel

by iamtheword November 16, 2017

Frank

Most potent drink on the planet.

Many believe the Frank alone was responsible for the blue drought in the western hemisphere. Secret recipe is held in international waters somewhere near the Bermuda triangle

Scoot you ain't gonna believe this, I gave Lucy one sip of Frank and she morphed into Gabby. Shortly after she let me thumb her asshole.

by Makeitblue November 30, 2017

cocktail franks are out

Used when it is especially hard to predict how something will turn out or when something seemed certain but now feels unpredictable.

We expect shares to rise unless the economy slows down, in which case the cocktail franks are out.

by utzpotatochipguy December 11, 2017

frank senior

An old guys dick

That guy must have a Frank Senior

by FRANK SENIOR May 10, 2018

Ann Franking

When your uncle is chasing you to play in his van you will hide in the attic in a similar way to Anne frank during WW2

“Where’s James”
“He’s Ann Franking because his uncle came over

by My dead dog March 10, 2018

Frank

The general feeling or sentiment of being utterly self-conscious, ashamed, self-aware or a combination of all three. This state-of-mind is often triggered when someone makes a playful joke or comment about another person (who then may or may not become Frank). In extreme circumstances one may be rendered socially incapacitated for small periods of time from being too Frank.

- This really hot girl was looking at me and winking, but I was too Frank to say hi

- People were making fun of John's new socks. He got so Frank he went to the bathroom and flushed them down the toilet.

by almondega March 17, 2017