East Williston, NY

A Long Island historic Village where nothing has or ever will happen; where the village volunteer fireman deck out their cars with blue lights like little homos, even though they've never even seen a fire. The schools are gay and all who go there are too. If you wanna live where you have to be rich to fit in and where nothing ever happens, come here.

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by homegrown zz December 7, 2010

Clint Eastwood

Non-alcoholic drink that is definitely not badass enough to deserve its name. A combination of rootbeer and grenadine, much like a shirley temple but with rootbeer instead of sprite.

Guy 1: Dude I just had a Clint Eastwood, it was awesome.
Guy 2: You pussy, that drink was made for little kids.
Guy 1: Yeah, that doesn't make it any less awesome though.

by shitty tv dinner August 9, 2009

Today is Easter

Guess what it means.......come on

Today is easter!!!

by Bob and tom in teh morining April 23, 2004

East Boston

Know to Bostonians as 'Eastie.' A ghetto section of Boston. There are over "100 hardcore members of MS-13 in the neighborhood." For many decades, the Italian mafia ran shit around here. (They're still around) Today it is predominantly a Hispanic area. (Salvadorian, Columbian, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian, etc) Although Italian and Polish people live there too. People from Eastie have a distinct Boston accent. (Some words they say may sound like more of a Rhode Island/New York accent.) Eastie can often be affiliated more with the north shore rather than the city of Boston. Even though the best views of downtown are in eastie, in front of the ghettoest projects in all of Boston - Maverick. People from here usually overuse words such as: fuck, yo, cunt, slut, whore, jerk off, etc. (people here usually have a truck drivers mouth and don't care if they offend you to your face.)

ME: "That girl looks like she's from East Boston"
FRIEND: "Yeah, she does look like a bitch."

by Jay ZTN August 22, 2008

East Side Longo

dumb-ass wetbacks who dont know wut da fuck they talkin bout livin in long beach and bangin east side mutha fucka it's west side, oh by da way burrito burrito burrito

east side longo are dumbass little dicks with little dicks

by SiR Gro February 24, 2005

Eastern Washington University

A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.

Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.

"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."

by pubefloss33 June 3, 2009

east jabumblefuck

What you say when describing someones location. Synonyms: jabip, boondocks, boonies etc.

It will take a while to get there, he lives in east jabumblefuck.

by Tyler +_+ March 17, 2005