every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021

every fuck thing

Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.

He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.

by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021

Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality

Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal

by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021

everything

References from the show JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

everything is a Jojo's reference

by Flavio Spaghetti January 19, 2021

everything i dislike is a cult

Something smart people say when Atheists claim all Christians are bad people

DumbAtheists: Christianity is a Cult

Sane people: everything i dislike is a cult

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs February 3, 2021

@everyone

WHO TF PING ME IN DISCORD

person 1: @everyone
literally everyone: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I WAS GOING TO DO YOUR MOM AND AVOYAVIHAVHPAHHOAFUGSJSHIPXBUOJDOPBDP

by clogclique February 9, 2021

everypilled

When you take ALL of the pills.

I'm everypilled, cause I'm super cool like Trevor Moore.

by trainvisit March 27, 2021