Martyn Drummond 

the definition of your dad going off with your girl

Martyn 2010 Martyn Drummond

Martyn Drummond by NEWS OF THE WORLD December 9, 2012

tummy drummer 

When two males press their firmly erect penises (head to head) and each man presses as hard as he can until the end result is the "drumming" of one mans penis onto the other mans stomach to make the drumming sound.

Deeaz is the best tummy drummer I know. He beats Pinyati every time!

tummy drummer by DSquad September 19, 2013

slappy drums 

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

slappy drums by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013

Pocket drums 

The rote act of briefly patting one's pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind.

Just before Will stepped off the Tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn't left anything in his seat, he exited the train.

Pocket drums by SatMisc November 15, 2013

Russian DrumBlow 

When your partner engages in oral sex except keeps a certain amount of vodka in their mouth while they begin to blow you, strong burning sensation follows, however, this only intensifies the bj

Tommy and Heather were studying together when Tommy hadn't got any thrill for so long. He looked in the fridge where he hid his emergency vodka, he looked over at heather and said, " Hey babe, you mind giving me a Russian drumblow?"

Russian DrumBlow by B.Katzroy April 27, 2015

mouth drums 

The ability to play every percussion instrument including different sorts of drums and cymbals using different parts of your mouth and nasal passage.

All hail mutha fuckin deezy; lord of the mouth drums!

mouth drums by llern April 9, 2016

ass drummer 

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

ass drummer by Likema sack March 8, 2017