The one band kid that isn't actually a band kid. AKA the coolest person in the band along with the drum major. Usually likes to hit things with sticks, including drumheads, practice pads, and bass drummers. The hottest guy or girl in the band that every girl or guy wants to get with.
by i-rizzle May 26, 2008
Get the drum captain mug.When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.
Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.
Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.
Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!
Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.
Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.
by Alan & Aileen December 15, 2008
Get the drunk to puddles mug.when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you've been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you're sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.
the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in FACT THEY WERE drunk reading.
by DA (drunkreader anonymous) January 19, 2008
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Get the Drunken Stain mug.Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.
by liddad July 1, 2011
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by ndsamsays April 16, 2009
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