devidence

The frantic attempt to say "the evidence" when someone does something to prove your point

you: "you act like a tard around new people"
them: *acts like a tard around new people*
you: "duhhunguh devidence!"

by Cursing Akhenaten May 30, 2017

DeviantArt

no.

DeviantArt is great and all, but I don't like scrolling down so far. Doing that ruins everything.

by Infinity0706 August 7, 2018

White Devil Syndrome

White Devil Syndrome can be diagnosed by anyone observing a White Devil Bastard committing atrocities to man. White Devil Syndrome was first discovered by Malcolm X long ago. A White Devil can be anything from the guy that joins the xbox party to play racist tiktoks to a much wider broader and extreme set of actions.

white devil: *insert racial comment here*
oh Dylan, you must’ve caught White Devil Syndrome again!

by Eli The Enlightened November 5, 2022

kill the devil

smoking a cigarette til the end, without flicking off the ash.

Rob never flicks the ash off the end of his cigarette, he always tries to kill the devil.

by nick July 6, 2005

speak of the devil

when you're talking about someone behind their back and they show up

Cracker 1: "dude you know those niggers Tyrone, Jaquan and Mike Jones.... o shit hey brothas!"
Cracker 2: "speak of the devil!"

by brotha brown April 21, 2008

Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

devil's orchestra

The sounds that emanate from a loud sexual romp.

Jen I hear the devil's orchestra performed on your veranda last night. Get a room ... that's soundproof.

by taftie21 August 10, 2010