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Covert covid

Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.
Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus
by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020
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Covid Hat Trick

Getting all three Corona Vaccines, Johnson & Johnson, Moderna, and Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer)
Covid Hat Trick
1st shot - Johnson & Johnson
Booster shot -> Moderna
2nd Booster shot -> Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer
by king of Da niel July 6, 2022
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Covid Gayness

Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.
by Craig to the Thomas December 1, 2020
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Covid Coat-tails

Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.
Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche
by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021
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COVID menu

A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.
Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."
by John30041 June 20, 2020
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Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.
Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!
by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020
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Covid-D

When banner keeps saying he has had Covid and hasn’t
I’ve had Covid between March and may, the twat. Claims to have Covid-d
by DUBYAC October 27, 2020
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