changespeak

Regular political nonsense.

Symptoms grouped by speaker:
-Anyone but Barack Obama: Lack of interest.
-Barack Obama: Enthusiasm.

"People of Berlin - and people of the world - the scale of our challenge is great. The road ahead will be long. But I come before you to say that we are heirs to a struggle for freedom. We are a people of improbable hope."

-Wait a minute? He fooled us with changespeak the whole time?

by george rex January 19, 2009

chigger

A chinese black person.

In the city center there are alot of chiggers.

by Klemo June 19, 2010

changen

A pansexual alien from a planet of unknown origin. Because they are a different species, Changens cannot interact socially with human beings, and are often mistaken for common retards. Changens have but one goal, to purify every world in the universe from the existence of Tubbs. Only when their work is complete will Changens return to their home planet. Thus far, specialists have been able to learn only little of the Changen home world. From what they have discovered, notable differences include the fact that "Danger Zone" rhymes with "Boiler Room", and that "the more you litter, the greater the chances of finding a trashcan". It is also widely believed that the Changen home planet is in fact a vast empire, led by a Dictator named Mao.

Do you know why that kid is eating pizza with chopsticks?
Yeah, don't worry about him, he's just a Changen

by OrionShea November 14, 2014

Chigger

Chinese + nigger = chigger

Look at that chigger over there man he wishes he was black

by Chiggerniggerwiggerdigger July 10, 2018

Chinder

A word used to describe people with a big Chin.

Damn, Chin is a real chinder.

by 402man June 11, 2020

Turn Changer

A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.

"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"

by jimmy scott January 16, 2009

backseat changeup

A backseat changeup is what happens after a double date when you're all so drunk you get into the wrong car's back seat and fuck some dope you don't even know.

Jeff) Oh hey Bill, how did you and Caron like our double date last night?
Bill) I thought it was a lot of fun, I'm concerned that I pulled a backseat changeup with Betty though.
Jeff)

by Whatsaspacebar? December 22, 2008