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verbal cannonade

a tirade that sounds like an artillery bombardment when heard by the person you're talking to.
will you stop with your verbal cannonade; i can't listen to you like that.
by Sexydimma November 11, 2019
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Glass Cannon

A person who acts and thinks highly of themself because they know how to significantly offend other people or do great damage towards other people when they get angry or want revenge, but when someone does the slightest thing to them, they cry and whine like a little bitch.

Another synonym is a glass gun. Comes from video gaming and role-playing games, when you have a character and/or weapons that have high offensive power, but weak defensive power.
Person 1: You know Katie and Chad are glass cannons, right?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Because they hold a lot of clout and they love starting unnecessary conflict with people to slander other people and they can fight really well, like seriously they can beat your ass. But as soon as someone does one bad small thing to them, they fracture and shatter like a glass chalice.
Person 2: Oh yeah they're both weak bitches for real.
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CANNONBALL

v. to fart so powerfully that a small, round turd shoots out of your butthole and instantly leaves a giant stain on the back of your pants ...unless it is unusually firm. in that case, it just makes a small hole in your trousers.
"dude, paige just cannonballed all over her new levis!"
by Catherine, KFUNK, Paige May 23, 2006
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Shot out of a cannon

its a point in life where things start to move really fast, either good or bad
Ephraim: man, too much stuff is goin' on right now.
Carlos: getting shot out of a cannon, huh? ....pffft. baby.

OR

Ephraim: well, finally, got a good job, a woman who loves me...
Carlos: getting shot out of a cannon, huh? ....pffft. your still a baby...
by Reefstab April 11, 2008
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Skill Cannon

A) N. A synonym for pro pipe to describe a rifle mounted grenade launcher, commonly used in online gameplay.

B) V. To Skill Cannon an individual.

Used commonly in the Call Of Duty Modern Warfare series. Can cause great aggravation to the opposing team. This varies from the noob tube in such that you use it tactically, such as when an enemy is hiding behind a corner.
(Post game lobby in MW2)

Player 1: I can't believe this shit! This bk went 40-3 using the noob tube!
Player 2: I only used it to take out groups, dipshit. Fags use the noob tube, I use the Skill Cannon!
by THeBiiGReDSCaRe July 12, 2010
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canonical

Something an obsessed Dr Who fan can pretend is an episode of a television programmes which stopped being made years ago.
Of course "Worzel Gummidge" is canonical.
by kd June 3, 2004
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cantoon

A skinny heroin addict

Has much the same meaning as smackhead, boothead or rackatoon

Has also come to mean an original thinker
"Look at that cantoon, what a Toby"

"Charles Darwin was a profound cantoon"
by The Cantoons October 28, 2007
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