butt gnome 

1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.

2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?

Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"

John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."

Jason: "I will rape him later."

Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"

John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"

butt gnome by Face February 23, 2005

butt lift 

The amazing moment when one, who is usually engaging in foreplay with a woman while on top of her, tries to tug off her pants and she lifts her gluteus maximus to make said action easier. It is the closest thing to her sayin she wants sex. However, don't mistake this action as fully giving consent.

"I was making out with the girl I had been going out with for a little while, and when I reached for her pants, she gave me the butt lift. It was my happiest moment with her up till then."

butt lift by macboy1888 July 9, 2005

Butt doctor 

a proctologist,a doctor who specialises in intestines and anuses

"i need to go to the proctologist,i might have colon cancer,i sure hope that butt doctor is gentle"

Butt doctor by misko September 3, 2007

Butt Shark 

A person who constantly seeks opportunities to kiss ass.

Watch ot for Jones, he's a Butt Shark.

Smith will Shark you to get ahead.

That asshole Jackson sharked me in front of Maintenance Control.

Butt Shark by Ed USN RET March 23, 2006

butt calipers 

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

butt head 

A pain in the ass

Man, you're little brother is a major butt-head

butt head by Filly March 24, 2004

butt-head 

The correct spelling of butthead.

Shut up beavis, metallica sucks, the singer looks like the cowardly lion.

butt-head by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004