bread

The act of having coitus in an effort to reproduce.

If she is old enough to go to the store, she is old enough to get bread!

by Freeby789 October 12, 2014

bread

The flabby fat that flows over the top of womens' jeans. this term is used because the fat resembles bread after it has been baked and overflows the pan.

Guy 1: That girl is definitely fat.
Guy 2: She's definitely bakin' some bread in those jeans.

by wiseman22 September 4, 2005

Butter the bread

To do something absolutely discusting and horrible, for the sake of someone else.

Jerry: hey man I got my dick stuck in a toaster again
Jon: seriously
Jerry: can you help me get it out again
Jon: (sighs) why do I always have to be the one to butter the bread around here

by Thepariahpyromancer April 9, 2017

bread

When someone or something is just plain or vanilla - not bad, but not great - just bread. Like a bread sandwich.

"Nah, I heard that movie was bread, let's catch some live music instead."

by Rocker Paul October 8, 2003

bread basket

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.

Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.

by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

Naan bread

It's made by nannies

My nannie made naan bread cause only she can

by Naanie naan bread June 5, 2010

bread-maker

A sexual act performed by a man to a woman, in which he performs anal sex on her, shortly followed by vaginal sex, with the intended consequence being the development of a yeast infection by the woman.

"John did a bread-maker to Sally, and now it burns when she urinates."

by Davy Daniels June 11, 2006