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bitch hiking

when your trying to hitchhike but you point the middle finger instead so they could see it better since the middle is longest
by this isnt sam November 20, 2020
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Bitchass Lettuce

An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.

Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.
by Snozingly7 December 8, 2022
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dilly bitch

a female (on rare occasion male) who is of mental slowness.
that dilly bitch can't even tie her own shoes!!!
by CDawgsdsada February 26, 2009
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Gardenfresh Bitch

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings
That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.
by Gazzellis November 14, 2009
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Thumbnail bitch

When your "Lurking" on facebook and you believe to have spotted an attractive female through a thumbnail picture, so you decide to click on the thumbnail only to find out its a nappy hoe that resembles one of the Hanson brothers.
Jake: "WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, is that bitch sexy??"

*click*

Jake: "Eww.. WTF.. is Hanson in town...what a Thumbnail bitch? "
by bigdaddymitch0745 November 18, 2009
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vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.
Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.
by novalush December 18, 2009
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Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.
Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."
by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010
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