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Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.
I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.
by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009
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bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.
Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.
by Blade57 October 22, 2008
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Bean Dip

To scoop the boob of someone and yell "BEAN DIP!"

Usually done for shock value. Or you just want to touch someone's boob.
Marty ran up to Bertha, and bean dipped her.

Bertha got Marty back by slapping him.
by boshanky September 24, 2008
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bean bags

Speedos r gay mans swim suits.
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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Lima beans

the cool green odd looking beans that a lot of people do not like to eat. Some say that they are awesome looking though.(like JustRandom)
they are very ace.
"hey can you pass me some of those ace Lima beans, i want to make a necklace." 1st person says

"well surely" 2ed one says
by JustRandom143 December 16, 2008
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meow bean

definition 1
'meow bean' is the shortened version of me old bean or my old bean, which then translates into my old friend

definition 2
also a common greeting in the town of towcester
harris: ow r yaaaaa
fish: meow bean!
by daniel harris aka boosh man August 13, 2006
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Green Beaned

Discovering, after initiating the performance of oral sex on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of Gonorrhea or Chlamydia.
Roger picked up a prostitute on the way home from the bar on Tuesday. He paid her $20 to perform oral on her. Unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been Green Beaned and tossed her ass out of his car. He stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.
by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015
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