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Astronaut Jones

adjective - thought provoking, moonage, psychedelic, marijuana.
That hit took me to the moon! This weed is Astronaut Jones!
by Gringo Star October 30, 2008
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asterisk-ed

The Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series title is asterisk-ed because Game 5 took too fucking long.
by Chris "Chief" Grady March 16, 2009
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astro fail

Astronomical fail. Something going so wrong as to require an extra adjective (astronomical) to accurately describe how terribly awful something went. Can also be used to describe a person who fails at something or just life in general.
"Dude, that part last night was an astro fail."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."
by detourturnsdestiny February 20, 2010
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asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen
Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical
by havocker May 4, 2010
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AstroSpit

The merger of two massive galaxies. When attracting galaxies collide and the black holes at their centers become one. An event within the Universe, resulting from a galactic collision, that produces a spray of stars in all directions.
The Andromeda and Milkyway galaxies will eventually merge to produce an Astrospit.
by Intune2U November 25, 2011
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Astro-Chalice

Bust out the Astro-Chalice, bro'!
by J-96 August 27, 2012
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astranitus

The common disease of having physical and emotional attraction to assholes who constantly screw you over
marg: "why is she dating him!?"
tim: "she has astranitus"
by bad biaaa May 28, 2012
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