Stunned as me arse

Atlantic-Canadian phrase used all across the East-Coast of Canada, this phrase means a person is EXTREMELY stupid.

"Dere'll be 2 smacks, me smackin' ya' and you smackin' the floor."
"You're stunned as me arse, b'y."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

Beeg arse cat

When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed

(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.

by Tuulín Tokhín June 9, 2021

tear the arse out of it

To make the most out a situation in such a way as to piss people off. To milk it, to take the piss.

He got a cushy number but he had to go and tear the arse out of it, so he got sacked.

by Spadgetastic October 28, 2007

rat-arsed

Extremely blootered as in pished or rubbered Used by musicians to describe their individual state of being during a performance.

Hi man! how did the gig go last night? I can't remember I was absolutely rat-arsed by the end.

by Dal's Heed May 12, 2008

Carbon Arse Groove

For when a footprint isn't big enough. We don't have kinds, we don't care about yours, and we aren't going to live for ever. Disregard for the environment to an extent no longer covered by 'Carbon Footprint'. Also: Carbon Ass Groove (US)

Every light in the house has to be on? Are you working on your Carbon Arse Groove?

by xMelz May 13, 2010

short arse twat

A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.

Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.

Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."

Paul: "Do you believe him?"

Barry: "Not really."

Paul: "Was he short?"

Barry: "Yes he was"

Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.

by Gordon Wells September 25, 2006

arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005