ur mum 

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

ur mum by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022

ur mom 

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

ur mom by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

Ur mom 

A comeback for anything

What’s up
Ur mom

Ur mom by Idkanamestopasking March 4, 2022

Ur ip is gonna get ripped 

when someone tries to intimidate you by them telling you that their gonna rip (take) your ip and then they get sent a picture of their IP and the get hit off 15 seconds later

Person 1: i swear ur ip is gonna get ripped
Person 2: lel
about 15 seconds later

Person 1: *disconnects from discord*
Person 2: yep get rotated
Person 3: LMFAO

Ur ip is gonna get ripped by Nice one Perma March 15, 2022

ur mom 

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

ur mom by mmurmom March 17, 2022

ur mum 

your mother

"me and ur mum"

ur mum by Tables man March 23, 2022

ur'e mother 

your mother but ur'e

person 1: your mother
person 2: ur'e
or

person 1: ez bro youre bad
person 2:ur'e mother

ur'e mother by me nub April 27, 2022