Soft-Trade

Similiar to regular Trade Soft-Trade Is an average to good looking man who isn't defined by masculinity, but is still attractive. His behaviour defines him as boyfriend material

Ooh Girl Matpat is Soft-Trade

by B00B00 The F00L July 22, 2019

Creepypasta tracer

A creepy pasta containing tracer from overwatch these aren’t very common but they exist
I think

Person 1: I just made a creepypasta tracer!
Person 2: you are so weird just say tracer creepypasta

by Enderstorm10 June 13, 2020

print the tape

1) The act of buying or selling a stock and registering it to the exchange

2) The act of succeeding with getting the girl

1) I buy 250 Johnny John at market. Print the tape

2) Despite his efforts, Eduardo could't print the tape with the girl because he has Smileytardo disease

by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

Maybe I’ll be Tracer

‘‘Tis is da worsd Team I have Evr Played Wit In Mai LEif
Wen We Fianally get tu da point everyone dies
I understands dat evry now an then a team won’t click
But wen it comes to u I dom’t tink I can sympathize
U SHOULD’VE PICKED MERCY
U SHOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE END E D UP LOOSING AND IT ALL UR FAULT
U SOULD AVE LEARNED HOWW DIS GAEM WORKS
U SOULD AVE BEEN HELPING-
“If u liek Mercy so much, Y DONT U JUZ MARRY HERRR”
You you’re the type dat gets on mike an tries tu lecture meh
You’re teh most useless purson we ave on our team
I’ve naver seen anybodi R@G£ Qu!+ quite as hard as u
Maybe u should go bakc to playing team fortress twoo
“I’M NOT GANNA BE MERCYY

IM NOT GUNNA BE ANI KINDD OF SUPPORT
WE ENDED UP LOOSING AN U GOT ALL MAD
UR TEARS R WAT I LIVE 4”
U SOULD AVE BEEN MERCY
“IM NOT GINNA BE ANI KIND OF SUPPORT”
WE ENDED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears are wat I live 4”
Maybe i’ll Be Tracer
“I’m already Tracer”
Wat about Widow Maker?
“I’m already Widow Maker >:3”
I’ll be Bastion
“NERF Bastion”
You’re right so Winston
“I wonna be Winston”
I guess I’ll be Genji
“Im already Genji”
Den I’ll be McCree
“I already chooz McCree”
I hve an idea
“Watz ur idea”
U SOULD be-
“IM NOT GOINNA BE MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED MERCY
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE ENED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears ar wat I live 4”
“IM NOT GOINA PICK MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND I can write o more words :c

1)make a dick dock video,look up maybe I’ll be tracer and be cringe
2)look up the song no mercy and a whole new word of cancer will be brought to ur mind
3)any abuse to owns body by infuriating bull crap is not on my behalf,and therefore is not my fault if I have a warning so...
4)plz do any at risk

by HitOrMissGurl March 20, 2019

World Trade Center (aka-Leaning Tower of [Pisa])

While the girl is standing and bent over at her waist, while grabbing her ankles, the guy fucks her from behind. Then right before he cums, he pushes her over and jizzes all over her body.

The World Trade Center (aka-Leaning Tower of Pisa) is similar to shoving someone over when doing a hamstring stretch.

by DrewPhillipCunningham June 14, 2010

gooch trapezoid

when you shave your gooch, the actual skin, into a trapezoid shape.. Then you let a german sherpherd rip your balls off.

So i got drunk and somehow got a gooch trapezoid.

by jyutrurdu December 10, 2009

Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule

There are two elements which comprise the "Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule"

When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.

We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.

Explanation of Element #1.

Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).

We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.

Explanation of Element #2:

A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.

We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.

In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.

If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.

If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.

FANTASY FOOTBALL FAIR TRADE RULE ELEMENTS:

To Satisfy Element #1.

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.

2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.

3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.

To Satisfy Element #2:

HYPOS:

1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).

2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).

by Apollo Lio October 1, 2013