Took your mom to the toilet!

A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"

Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!

by Kris242 October 1, 2008

toilet brush

A device typically used to brush off haters. Usually used after one has dipped their hair in the toilet and proceeded to whip it back and forth.

When she came out the bathroom with her hair dripping wet but her clothes still on, we knew she had been brushing off the haters with her toilet brush.

by WOOT!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2011

cranston tilt

Variation of the "Gangsta' Lean" but found specifically in and around Cranston, RI. In most cases the driver (of any ethnicity, however must be in the lowest tax bracket of that ethnicity) operates the vehicle (usually a Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme or a Chevrolet Caprice Classic) with his left hand barely resting on top of the steering wheel while leaning excessively towards the center of the car.

Jeez, that douche with the flat-brimmed Yankees hat is performing the cranston tilt

by GKenns January 15, 2008

beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

tilty-wack

Describes an appearance of an object not aligned the way one would expect it to be. This is not necessarily pejorative since an object could be designed or placed to be out of alignment.

"If you really want to put a king-size bed in that small room of yours, you will have to put it all tilty-wack just to get in and out of the room."

"That tabletop is tilty-wack. Everything rolls right off."

by Moondog January 19, 2004

toileting

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.

"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

toilet stamp

when taking a shit, you're on ther so long that, when you get up, the toilet rim leaves a big, oval-shaped red line around your ass.
And often leaving red ovals just above your knees from the weight of your elbows.

dude, last nite i was taking a shit for like a fuckin hour and wen i got up, i had such a massive toilet stamp

the toilet toilet stamped me.

you: i have to go to the bathroom
mom: ok, make sure not to get a toilet stamp
you: mooooom!!

by scootanigga December 28, 2005