pillow crisis

Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.

in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.

"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or

"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"

by surreywathoe July 17, 2014

Pillow Squatter

Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep

I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.

by ZachISHEREE December 9, 2022

Pillow flap

Used to describe people who deemed successful despite being perpetually wrong about everything in their own field of expertise.

That stock analyst on CNBC has been saying Tesla stock is worth $20 for years, but it’s currently at $2,000 per share. What a pillow flap.

by Timmy894 January 11, 2022

Bitch Pillow

A human commodity in jail or prison, used for the purpose of one's enjoyment.

I'll trade you my Bitch Pillow for some of your commissary
I'd make her a Bitch Pillow for a cell phone
He can be my Bitch Pillow anytime

by Evil Devil Monkey June 25, 2015

Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case

Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.

by Dick sleve October 8, 2018

pillowitis

Damage to your neck and shoulder from sleeping on a bad pillow.

My massage therapists says my neck is wrecked, and it's from pillowitis.

by Your friendly n'hood spiderman January 10, 2024

Pillow

shi i dont know

i have a bad tendency to ruthlessly peg my ripped pillow

by Nex_lol_ January 26, 2022