Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

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swamp lung

when your girl swallows everytime and comes down with a chronic case of swamp lung

"damn my girl got swamp lung"

by SwampLung March 30, 2015

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Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top

"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

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The Swamp

Nickname for The Netherlands because it rains 300 days per year, is below sea level, is unpleasant, wet, miserable, and full of mosquitoes.

I live in Germany, not far from the border. My teens whenever we venture in that direction ”We have just entered the Swamp!”

by Embeee October 4, 2022

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Swamp Blossom

A Clitoris. Often used to refer to large clitorises, hairy or unhygienic vaginas, large girls, sweaty vagina or any combination of them.

Derived from the phrase “Swamp Ass”

Man, I love sucking Kelly’s swamp blossom after she works out.

by Mega Hemroids April 29, 2020

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A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.

Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.

by Griggle May 25, 2024

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