John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

by anonymous March 8, 2021

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
by theSeth May 21, 2019

by Freckz December 9, 2020

by Donnie Mooseapple January 31, 2014
