Abceinstein's definitions

beetlejussy

To give your full effort/ serve cunt in the role of Beetlejuice (in a musical)

“Wow! Alex Brightman really put his whole beetlejussy into that!”

by Abceinstein January 12, 2025

Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025