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The Garden

It’s a song that goes like this
No I won't

You know you're all alone, your friends, they aren't at home
Everybody's gone to the garden
As you look into the trees, you can look, but you don't see
Flowers seem to tease you at the garden
Everybody's there, but you don't seem to care
What's it with you man, and this garden? Yeah

Turned into my worst phobia
A crazy man's utopia
If you're lost, no one can show ya
But it sure was glad to know ya
Only poor boys take a chance
On the garden's song and dance
Feel her flowers, as they wrap around
But only smart boys do without

You can find it all inside, no need to wrestle with your pride
No, you ain't losing your mind, you're just in the garden
They can lead you to yourself or you can throw it on the shelf
But you know you can look inside for the garden

I wasn't really scared
Lost my virginity there
To a gypsy with blond hair
But now no one seems to care
Like a mouse inside a maze
Wandering 'round for daze
With a smile upon my face
I never want to leave this place
Only poor boys take a chance
On this garden song and dance
Feel her flowers, as they wrap around
But only smart boys do without
Turned into my worst phobia
It's a crazy man's utopia
If you're lost no one can show you
But it sure was glad to know you

Bye-bye, so long, bye-bye
It's glad to know you
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Aw, so long
The Garden by Mommy I Rocky January 23, 2022
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The Gyno Who Laughs

The Gyno who laughs is a famous phrase that stims from two or three sources depending on how you look at it. First Gyno comes from the famous defect known as Gynecomastia commonly shortened to just gyno in which males will suffer from enlarged pockets of fat that take on the appearence of tits also commonly known as man tits. The second part comes from the famous comic character the Bat Who Laughs who is pretty much an evil version of the very famous character Batman. The third part may come from a guy named Ryan who suffers from gyno and has the bat who laughs skin on fortnite.
"Bro today I saw The Gyno Who Laughs and he infected me with gynecomastia."

"Dude thats impossible gynecomastia isn't something that can be spread from population to population."

The greebler 

typically used to refer to a certain tf2 (washed) Rocket jumper Newjuls, when he be greebling and shit and making funny sounds
Being defined by : "Damn bro hes on his greebler goblin grind again"

Newjuls : "I'm the greebler" *proceeds to cackle*
referring to Newjuls doing average greebler shit

Fly The Goose 

To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.
"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."
Fly The Goose by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004

the Hoff and the Germans 

David Hasselhoff was one of the artists who performed on the stage of the big party in Berlin, back in the days the berlin wall - and with it the iron curtain - felt. Since then, the Hoff is a cult icon in Germany.
His song "i am looking for freedom" is still asociated with this happening and its zeitgeist.
Most germans know that its trashy kitsch kult about him, they take it with a smile.
part its a little bit like that chuck norris thing, part it's the remember of the night the divided country became one nation again.
David Hasselhoff wore black leather and drove a speaking computer-car. He was like MADE for the German audience of '89.
thats the tale of the Hoff and the Germans