phantom vibration syndrome (PVS) 

When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.

"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to holla' back, but it was jus' phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)."

phantom vibration syndrome (PVS) by A Shankles December 20, 2008

Haha Syndrome 

When a person, usually an adolescent female girl, writes haha before, in the middle, and after every statement made online regardless of whether or not its comical. Can also be substituted with LOL, and LMAO.

Person 1: Yo
Person 2: Haha, hey whatsup? Last night was so much fun hahaha. Your friends are pretty cool hahah.
Person 1: Yeah...Why are you saying haha?
Person 2: Idkkkk. Haha
Person 1: You need to shut up. You have haha syndrome.

Haha Syndrome by richiesgs June 13, 2009

John McCain Syndrome 

When you decide to do something when your to old and forget what you had for breakfast. And expect to run the country, so thus you have John McCain Syndrome.

"Issac did you see Spencer speak today up on the stand, he must have John McCain Syndrome the way he was forgetting his speech and mumbling about his many houses."

John McCain Syndrome by Parker James March 2, 2009

Itchy Ball Syndrome 

When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.

Person 1; I have ibs today

person 2: would you like me to help?

Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.

Itchy Ball Syndrome by Japher February 3, 2010

Obama Derangement Syndrome 

When a person stops disagreeing with Obama on political policy and believe every single policy decision that he make is apart sinister conspiracy to weaken or destroy America and possibly the world.

"Obama will confiscate guns, bring the Muslim brotherhood to power in America, Take all his orders from Putin, declare war on Israel, become a permanent dictator, maybe even become the anti Christ and set up a one world government...But I just disagree with the guy. How an I suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome?"

Obama Derangement Syndrome by Lexington50 December 6, 2012

Jason Derülo Syndrome 

Jason Derülo (n) Syndrome: A person with a very large ego. Someone who thinks he/she is 'larger-than-life'.

It is commonly believed that rapper Kanye West has the "Jason Derülo Syndrome", and that he was partly cured by his appearance on the TV show SouthPark.

Person 1: "I am the next Michael Jackson. I'm the next Gandhi. I'm the next Jesus Christ."

Person 2: "Damn, you're being a Jason Derülo.", or, "I think you have Jason Derülo Syndrome."

Jason Derülo Syndrome by Quebuciosos28 September 14, 2010

princess syndrome 

When a girl is deluded in thinking that she is a 'princess' & everyone else--such as her friends, family, & peers, are of secondary or little importance.

I wonder if Paris Hilton still suffers from the princess syndrome after her grandfather claimed that he's changing his will & no longer leaving his children & grandchildren his riches but rather, donating them to charity.

princess syndrome by catfight12 January 8, 2009