Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

Statistebating

Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.

The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to

by Channel Islands JoVoPro August 9, 2025

Station

A shortened form of the word PlayStation

E.g: I'm hopping on the station in a minute
E.g: CoD is on sale on the station store
E.g: My station is acting up

by LmaoBoxer August 31, 2025

donkolation station

A place where donkolators can participate in the act of donkolation on you or people around you.

The bar in the back is a friggen donkolation station.

by Pete Karl February 10, 2004

calling station city

This term is used in Poker, when you are at a table which is full of calling station players.

Screw this $1/$2 table, its calling station city!

by Tymmo December 11, 2008

Gas station girl

1. The type of girl that a guy needs to be in a relationship with, when the guy is so insecure that he needs a girl that will take all of his orders.

That guy is so bossy, the only kind of girl that will ever live with him is a gas station girl!

by jchad November 26, 2010

douche station

A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.

Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!

by Skirish April 13, 2011